I’ve decreed this unit a condo. And it has been more than paid off. You can go now 👋

The first one just isn’t that good imo. It’s mostly a vibes movie. Also the story with the snake death is just cruel.

IMO 3 and 6 are the best (and 6 inspired Scream!).

There’s a decent fan installment Never Hike Alone, but F13 always felt like the mean, no-empathy response to (and blatant/admitted rip off of) Halloween.

…but I’m a sucker for movies with an unstoppable killing machine stalking protagonists so I’ll watch whatever tripe anyone puts out. If you’re less picky than me and haven’t seen any of ‘em, those are my 2 cents.

Phooey.

“I must go, my planet needs me.”

I’m so glad my spouse and I opted to not have kids. I knew we were fucked, but to see things get this fucked is just… eesh.

We’d love to adopt if we can ever afford it, but at this rate uhhh, we’ll just be housing refugees in our apartment.

It’s hard for us to commit to long term gratification on a personal scale, you think were apt for the same task on a national scale?

If I don’t see instant results after I vote, I’m never voting again!… (/s)

…we need whatever the Ozempic equivalent is across the nation.

They think they have a good union but they don’t.

I know it’d be rough, but I just want a player scope option. I know there’s websites that kind of do it, but finding games that accommodate 5 players instead of 4 is such a chore.

They’re not fake, it’s a real dollhouse

I’m below 45 but I’m gonna try and talk my doctor into letting me get a test early for no reason other than my being paranoid. I’ve had a few hemorrhoids and my bowels smell odder than usual despite following the same diet, so I just wanna see what my options are.

I’ve been rewatching Futurama for background noise while cooking and RFK absolutely feels 1:1 like he’s got a brain slug with the advice he’s been dispensing.

Just break the glass at this point.

Good luck with your surgery 🤞

I’d rather Cheerful Tortoise kick rocks. They have such a horrible owner 🤞

they just give you two pre-filled pouches with the paperwork.

Les Schwab did the same thing with braces and tires; they’d just give you some small bits of wire and squares and tell you to figure it out. it was too good a deal to pass up at the time.

unfortunately self-administering braces is harder than you’d think. I’ll never be able to eat like I used to 😔

great tires tho

If it’s steamed I’ll eat it all. Steam it like a good ham.

Down for some necking? 😍😍

are you suggesting Trump killed Dahmer, processed his carcass, and serves him for lunch?

“…mummy? daddy? why ever have you stopped copulating? is it my requests that sully your spark? I have more suggestions on how to proceed.”

“jfc with this girl, I’m never doing anal again”

“whatever you do, please don’t do what you did to give me my previous sister; sure she loved ponies and talked of ranches, but she also lived in great pain having her spine twisted 180 degrees and only being able to walk backwards. 😔 I still hear her screams in my darkest of dreams”