


Just a 'lil guy on the web. An ickle wittle grown-up tomboy. (He/him, if you please but whatev, I’m chill).
(Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 from Pixabay. Modified by me.)



Catch-22: attention is how you get pregnant in the first place.


Sure, Starfleet often gets rocked by the Borg, but think of how much they’ve learned from it!
Twice as nice, in fact!


“Oh… down I go…”
Aye, it seems it will never leave us. Especially at 2 in the morning when you can’t sleep 🥺


This time he has “proof” that thousands of Martians illegally voted in 2020.


I was just thinking the same thing. Have we lost our curiosity?



Oof, that sounds rough.
This strategy does work, but only if you’ve been spending $100,000 a year on lattes.
Many Men What Me Dead In Debt


Iconic!



It’s good to stock up.


“Wait wait wait… I need the gel.”
For the sake of the planet, horniness must be destroyed.



Herbal Essence is in for the fight of its life.


And with no rank braids—the disrespect!