gringos go deep ocean diving

Fetuses, old enough for pro-lifers to keep their witch burning torches at the ready, are reportedly working 996 at factories in Beijing

“Pro Life” gang strikes again

I thankfully have real work to do generally, but the corporate stuff on the side is completely infuriating to me.

Just pointless rituals one after the other, driven by people who serve as the middle men who keep the executives safe from harm and from having to talk to workers, while fully believing that their fake busy work is something of essense.

Most of it consists of logging our work to various company platforms every day, when it’s completely possible for management to derive all of that data from a single source instead. One of the tasks is updating the task’s story points (an effort estimation of sorts) after the task is complete according to the time it took, while the time is also separately logged by us and updating the estimations defeats the point of estimating in the first place.

It’s complete insanity, and the only real purpose of it is so some corporate analyst/consultant/whatever who has not the slightest idea of what the real job consists of, gets to see some red and green lines on a chart, thinking that any of that data bears any relation to reality.

Here’s what sucking three dicks simultaneously taught me about B2B sales

Petition to rename the day to “Colonizer Down day”

Didn’t expect the leopards to gnaw on my arms

Well, for starters:

Libs: Epstein was a Russian asset

Meanwhile Russian foreign ministry giving them more truth than their own government has ever given them:

Is there a video of the attack? I could only find videos of her threatening the cop and then it cuts to the cops arresting them

Gotta have that Marxist clout to hold your ground in the struggle sessions

How are all of these clowns so bad at typing out an email

These death metal band logos are getting out of hand

Honey, I’m going to buy milk I’ll be right back

proceeds to join armed guerilla revolutions across Latin America

Wait until it’s Her Turn™ again

Why is there goodposting in my badposting comm?

Reality is putting The Onion out of business

Feel like this would be rawdogging me instead