What’s the name of the book?

Petroleum for Hawaii? I know they don’t have a lot of land but come on, it’s so sunny there

Another nottheonion worthy story https://coloradosun.com/2025/07/22/jared-polis-pedestrian-bridge-poll-results/

Just look at it. Bridge to nowhere over grass

Yes

“I feel very grateful,” said Beltrán. “The Mexican president should be praised to the skies for showing such concern and courage.”

Yes thanks Mexico. And to the US this is what losing power looks like

Looks like a session of Numenera

Can ram prices go down then?

What are you talking about? No, no Zionist wants a two state solution, that’s the opposite of what Zionism is

And “I plead the 5th”

Robby

After I installed nextdns the only ads on YouTube I get are for pizza and Prager ‘U’

violin sting

Happened to my girlfriend. She was back to working in a doughnut shop after it was closed for cleaning a few days, when a reporter burst in the back with a camera crew. She said the shop had the lowest health score in Colorado Springs and how she felt being open again. All she could think was ‘I just fucking work here.’

He’s about to s lay that monster

Yup

It’s fucking mind numbing

That’s “peace is good for business”

We don’t take kindly to nuance round these parts

Don’t say that!

Two-faced accelerationist is what I’d call him. Unironically said electing Kamala would have been worse right now