He doesn’t bite and he doesn’t squeal, he just runs around on his hamster wheel!
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FluorineBalloon@programming.devto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How are locks and keys mass produced?English
1·15 days agoWhile I feel like your post was off topic, it was not kind of me to reply to you with such rudeness, and with the accusation of being ai. I should not allow my annoyance with the prevalence of ai in nearly every aspect of life lately to cause me to be kind to my fellow humans. I’m sorry for my attitude, and thankful that you and others contribute to the fediverse even when I don’t understand or misinterpret it.
FluorineBalloon@programming.devto
No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•How are locks and keys mass produced?English
51·16 days agoIf that’s not an AI response, then you really just took the time to write an essay answer to a completely different question than was asked…
FluorineBalloon@programming.devto
memes@lemmy.world•Which was the style at the timeEnglish
1·21 days agoThis shit is making me crazy! I swear you won’t be happy 'til I’m bound in a straitjacket!
FluorineBalloon@programming.devto
People Twitter@sh.itjust.works•Did you pay your taxes?English
222·23 days agoNope! 36,000 gross and 27%.
FluorineBalloon@programming.devto
Funny@sh.itjust.works•What is Superman "Kryptonite"?English
4·29 days agoThat… That sounds exactly like something my arch nemesis would say! Someday you shall face the wrath of… The Procrastinator!! Mwoooohahahaha!
FluorineBalloon@programming.devto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
3·1 month agoSpeedy amputations: sometimes at the expense of testicles, assistants, and onlookers.
Having just read the thread about commercial paper shredding, your comment took my mind to a weird place.
FluorineBalloon@programming.devto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•He must be a great guyEnglish
5·1 month agoNew wallet who dis?
It’s just a really long, strong needle!
FluorineBalloon@programming.devto
Technology@lemmy.world•Windows users keep losing files to OneDrive, and many don't know whyEnglish
112·2 months agoMost don’t realize they have it, or that they have a choice. It truly sucks is how few non savvy users realize that Microslop has removed their files and placed them on OneDrive instead (read “stolen.”) Between that and unannounced silent Bitlocker encryption, Windows has become more dangerous and destructive than any ransomware out there.
Hahaha! Thank you for that!
An elephant never forgets, or maybe they just take really good notes!
That’s the shittiest post I’ve seen all day!
That last sentence could be it’s marketing tagline!
FluorineBalloon@programming.devto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.English
5·3 months agoHaven’t you heard that song from Loverboy?
A pig and an elephant DNA just won’t splice
Edit: s/pic/pig/
FluorineBalloon@programming.devto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
6·4 months agoComplaints cease
FluorineBalloon@programming.devto
Comic Strips@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English
4·4 months agoI suppose you were understandably distracted by the emerging new turd to collect?
The human kids go out behind the barn, it stands to (Far Side) reason that the barn animals go out behind the house.




They’d just find a bullshit reason to let you go, then break more laws sharing disallowed details about your employment.
Sadly, in the US at least, the regulatory capture is complete. Any company acting like this (blatantly breaking labor laws and ignoring worker rights) knows they’ll pay less than the cost of keeping the water cooler full in the off chance the labor board sends them more than a mildly worded letter.
Edit: I was feeling pretty pessimistic when I wrote this, I didn’t intend it you come across as “don’t try” but I can certainly see how it comes across that way. We should all be holding the companies and the regulatory agencies accountable, and not letting them get away with breaking laws. Enough people making enough noise can’t be swept under the rug.