A car “accident.”

Oh hey it’s that stupid bitch who introduced the world to Dr Oz and Dr Phil. Thanks bitch.

So what does his pet Attorney General have to say about the Dow now?

That’s not contextually correct. If I hail a taxi and it’s dirty I don’t say “I need to wash my taxi.” I would say “this taxi needs to be washed” or similar."

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A glycol-based antifreeze would do. Like the liquid that plow trucks spray along with the salt when it gets extra cold.

Supreme Court: your tariffs are illegal

Orange Jackass: fine, I’ll impose different tariffs and I’ll make them worse just to spite you

But making us suffer the consequences of our own actions is unfair!

So they have software that sometimes decides to lobotomize itself? Am I interpreting that right?

Time for another lawsuit. Of course that’ll just result in a bigger police budget next year. It’s horrifying how much the cops are willing to repeatedly do bad things, get sued, and pay the victims rather than just take steps to prevent abuse. They’d rather spend 10x (or more) more in lawsuit settlements than retain their people.

Just don’t pay it.

I’m sure it’s just a coincidence. /S

I absolutely hate this. Even if it is done with gelatin and not via the good old-fashioned route of time, there’s no way that it tastes good.

I realized a long time ago that everything is new to somebody, so reposts that aren’t just like machine gun level are perfectly fine.

This has been my go-to answer for years now. Eggs existed before chickens did. You could say they Eggsisted first.

Urine for a bad time.

They missed the key word “my” in the beginning there lol

You forgot to tell it that it’s not a quantum car wash.

If he’d bought it he would have just said so. I don’t “liberate” a double cheeseburger, I buy it. With money.