Chaotic Cookie@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 9 months agoScary :0sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up1368arrow-down16
arrow-up1362arrow-down1imageScary :0sh.itjust.worksChaotic Cookie@sh.itjust.works to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 9 months agomessage-square32linkfedilink
minus-squareMiles O'BrienlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·9 months agoDamn, I guess I either have some lifestyle changes to make, or I’ve got to tell my wife I’m actually homosexual. Because I’m not cutting my hair. Although, I do like to feel pretty sometimes, so maybe it just knows something I don’t yet?
minus-squareSuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·9 months agoThe real pro gamer move is transitioning so you can tell your wife she’s gay 😝 Disclaimer: wife may not actually be gay.
minus-squareMiles O'BrienlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·9 months agoShe is definitely bi, and has said if I wanted to transition I have to make um… a copy. First.
minus-squareMiles O'BrienlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 months agoShe said I have to make a copy of my genitals with one of those silicone mold kits before I can get bottom surgery “then we can both enjoy it” I was just trying to say it a bit more politely, my bad.
minus-squareSuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·9 months agoNo, I understood what you meant. I just would be pretty offended if a partner said that to me. Like it literally feels gross to me.
Damn, I guess I either have some lifestyle changes to make, or I’ve got to tell my wife I’m actually homosexual.
Because I’m not cutting my hair.
Although, I do like to feel pretty sometimes, so maybe it just knows something I don’t yet?
The real pro gamer move is transitioning so you can tell your wife she’s gay 😝
Disclaimer: wife may not actually be gay.
She is definitely bi, and has said if I wanted to transition I have to make um… a copy. First.
Um what?
She said I have to make a copy of my genitals with one of those silicone mold kits before I can get bottom surgery “then we can both enjoy it”
I was just trying to say it a bit more politely, my bad.
No, I understood what you meant. I just would be pretty offended if a partner said that to me. Like it literally feels gross to me.