Okay but Armpits Esquire has the kind of whimsy I love best.

I might be the best. Because I immediately thought of “slam a book on his testicles right before he climaxes,” and I feel like that’s in the running for ‘worst.’ Unless I specifically get someone who’s into that.

This is why I’d make such a fantastic vampire.

Ever left the home with a deep, resentful glare burning through the back of your skull?

Yes, but that’s on trauma, not on weird social rules on genders. (I’m a woman.)

I promise you my potato soup is not a sauce.

It’s a cream soup and it’s essentially weird mashed potato when cold.

You’re characterizing a whole spectrum with one terrible example.

Have you ever once pretended it isn’t? Or is this a reddit-like repeat of a movie quote from Joker to the same tune as those upthread were just complaining about?

I’m not trying to come for you, specifically Anarki, but you just accidentally provided a perfect example of the exact thing the others were complaining about.

Headbutts are also about pheremones.

I support everyone being called whatever they want but I’m not on here super often so I didn’t see the post about the name change and this client doesn’t have display names. :(

My least favorite word as a first responder: “ejected.”

I just watched this with the boyfriend who had mever seen it and I laughed so hard at the stupid questions Jack was asking at the end of the movie.

I have terrible news for you. There is a whole swath of the population who do not care enough about math to ever get past step 1 (Open Excel.)

Ohmygod. I hate this.

Well I promise I won’t hold you to it. And I hope you enjoy whatever you do.

I did, thanks!

This could be the next terrible food craze, because honestly, I’m curious.

I wish this was a game.

The main gameplay loop is focused on filling orders for potions or spell scrolls, and you earn the money needed to buy the exotic ingredients necessary to pet magical creatures.

I wanna punch Q.

It’ll be just me and Sisko in an extremely cool club.

Hope everything comes out alright.

All the helmets painted with her markings…

Your comment made me laugh. Like out loud. Which was nice.