By the rules of this sub, you now have to make one of these for every poster here.

Natually, I’m the first in line. ;)

were afraid of going to hell.

Today’s techno-industrial marvels now make it possible to make hell on earth. Climate change is but one small facet of the terraforming project.

Summoned? Should be expelled.

Chips in my cheese? Could you toss in some ram, hdd and a gpu plz?

Continuing Epstein’s Kompromat operation or just giving them new cellphones?

But have they fixed anything?

Way to pick the right fight with the wrong article, person, time.

Fuck all of them.

Imma pretend its all stolen.

Why go through the trouble and expense. Wouldn’t it be better to just run her over with a car and go back to your old life.

“Ambassador”, “diplomat” they are just meaningless words under Trump. We need new terms to reflect the new reality. I propose the free world refer to all American “Ambassadors” as Belligerent Politirapists. E.g.

“Thomas Rose, the American Belligerent Politirapist embarrased his country again by metaphoricaly smearing shit all over his face and removing any doubt that he is petty, cruel, stupid and incompetent.”

The walls seperating governments, corporations and organized crime are somewhere between transparently thin to non-existant.

Where’s the economist with the free market nonsense?

Texas is full of fascist assholes. It’s the Purple Star Sate.

"Nazis ain’t too bright,

In the fascist right,

👏👏👏👏

Deep in the heart of Texas!"

Is it true that like the Inuit have hundreds of words for snow, that the brittish have hundreds of words for rain?

Is there a tier class above S for the most advanced toaster ever made?

That OP snorted with gusto before posting.

Whew! I was afraid they weren’t going to serve alcoholic stoners like me. Thank goodness I haven’t graduated from TweekTechU, yet.

You know what we call people like you? Greedy. ;)