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Purple was way more obvious than yellow, imo.

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Puzzle #988
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the regime right now is so cartoonishly evil

Not sure if you mean the regime in Iran or USA.

Here’s a good marketing idea that some wine makers could do:

Come out with a champagne (sparkling white wine) called “WHEN HE DIES.” On the label, express that it should be purchased and held onto to pop the cork at the moment you hear the good news that “he” has died. Don’t say who. But make the label spray-tan orange.

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Puzzle #985
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Why do you say “we?” I had no part in this bill, and you probably didn’t either.

They are kidnapping, torturing, starving, raping, and killing innocent people.
Celebrating their harm/death is definitely the right call here.

The Rolling Crones

You can certainly come to a sudden conclusion.

Shrink. (From the Apple TV show “Shrinking.”)

I don’t think I would be a good therapist/shrink.

I don’t see any downside here.

I’m giving as much of myself as I am currently willing to give. My choice.

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MacOS combines user friendliness, easy learning curve, seamless integration with other devices, and reliability.

It’s what I’d recommended to anyone who wants to use a computer without having to deal with the aggravation of dealing with a computer.

I’m sure by the end of the week the MAGA cult will reveal that she was actually a “thug” who kicked in ICE’s tail lights or listened to Latin music or something else they find a murder-worthy offense.

Who knew the P in “POTUS” stood for “Pooper?”
Anyway, I assume he only wears gold-plated diapers.

I can’t believe that he is only a couple years older than me. He looks like he was raised on meth and cigarettes.

Tesla needs to build an electric bus, to throw random execs under whenever Musk “pulls a Nazi.”

I call him Kid-ney Stone

Did Tina Belcher write this?