Nah. I wouldn’t go kill and rape people because a pedo told me to and gives me some crumbs. Destroying countless families to not even save your own, is a fucked up move and i hope they suffer real good for that decision

I wonder if it would be okay to say that they don’t want to, because they wouldn’t feel safe with him in the same room

Probably more than the police. But still

Manchmal fragen mich das ältere leute komplett unironisch, nachdem sie mir erzählten wie ihr mann früher maurer war und sie hat hemden gebügelt für ihre nachbarn und sie hatten drei kinder und ein eigenheim als sie 24 waren.

100 Chinese people can lay approximately 30m of track a day

I mean sure, but people are often wrong. Maybe some other dude is home, maybe it’s the wrong house. Maybe someone is on a sex offender list because at some point they were 18 while their girlfriend was 17, Peed in public and someone saw it. Whatever the fuck.

I sent that to my girlfriend and she asked me why i wrote that down

Just supporting

Is your gynecologist jerking you off?

Oh shit, i didn’t even know he had presidential qualities

I’m already outraged when a sponsor segment slips through every now and then.

Sometimes i tell my girlfriend stories about weird people in my life and she’s like: yeah, she was into your autistic ass. Nonono, she was doing this and that… Oh honey.

Wait what? I thought they were to kill people like known nazi Donald Trump.

I was really confused reading this, because i thought: lake zürich, Switzerland?

I hate these fake everyone clapped stories just as much as i hate AI

I hope good things can grow out of american fertilizer

But it’s “fun” based on alpha and beta testers.

Let’s try the not poisonous bulltes first. Because something tells me that Americans can’t even do that.

The fascinating thing about humans is that they can read stories like that, feel deeply sad, while also eat a burger.

Every damn time