“Guys only think about one thing…”

Artax, you’re sinking!!

"Welcome to Jersey Mike’s. What would you like on your sub? "

I’d like carrots, cucumbers, and avocado…no, don’t slice them. I want it raw.

… ??? !!!

“Welcome to Subway. What would you like on your sub?”

Damage is already done. Greetings from [matrix].

Never seen a snowman blush like that.

It’s like throwing a hot dog through a hallway…

Reminds me of Puffin Rock, the most beautiful kids show I’ve ever seen.

Man, the Incredibles movies are starting to go downhill.

I thought tools like OnlyOffice filled in that gap. Nice to see an alternative.

He’s got a license to dill.

Pizzagate, but with ironic projection from conservatives.

Supernatural

I absolutely loved the show, it could’ve been wrapped up sooner. It could’ve ended before the leviathans and I would’ve been happy.

“Yes, you can haz cheeseburger.”

Nine Inch Nails - “Leaving Hope” and “And All That Could Have Been”

I know I’m fucked either way.

No matter what time of the year, we’re in the news a lot.

It’s not considered a deadly weapon (lol) in my state. You can even open carry it, but I’d rather not.

I drive with a collapsible baton in the car, just in case I have to reach something in the backseat.

It’s all a virtue-signaling smokescreen. The infant mortality and child poverty rates are staggering.

If I was staring down cancer like that, just fucking kill me. Quit the game before my family pays through the nose for my inevitable death.