I know I’m not supposed to attribute to malice that which could be attributed to stupidity, but sometimes I think the legislators’ ignorance is actually a front, and their real goal is just even more surveillance.

You may have heard of the “sales funnel,” well, let me introduce you to the “sales loop…”

Yeah, but he also killed the guy who killed Hitler.

Why are you trying to drive a wedge between… these… putters? (Clearly I’m not a golfer)

Lol, who goes back in for a second bite after this?

Jury’s out on the “fast” part

Technology has so greatly and so significantly outpaced the law for so long now, that we may never recover from unregulated tech bro shit from my youth, and now that I’m old enough to have school aged kids, it has only gotten exponentially worse.

• “AI school?” A technological horror beyond comprehension
• “65k annual tuition?” For ChatGPT school? ChatGPT is FREE, you freakazoids
• “Our little Xyler graduated AI kindergarten with a 5.0 GPA and a Doctorate in brain surgery?” Please let there be a god and let him be vengeful I need to know that there will someday be an end to all this

As a person with food texture issues AND a fan of tomatoes in all forms: A lot of tomatoes are selectively grown for weight to maximize profits, but as a result, they’re a loose blob of grainy and flavorless bullshit. This is especially true for chain fast food places where they’re trying to spend as little as possible on ingredients. Every tomato I’ve grown at home has been on a completely different level from the ones I’ve bought.

I thought it was that Theranos lady… It’s the eyes.

I (too briefly) had a rescue cat, who most closely resembled a main coon, but her belly fur was all curly like this. Never seen anything like it before or since.

Right? “In real time” is another way to say “way too fuckin’ slow,” apparently.

Sure, they can afford a luxury foreign automobile, but one particular drill bit? We’re not made of money!

Welcome to discourse in a post-truth society. Reality doesn’t matter anymore; news agencies can just make shit up, and even the comments on the fake articles are fake.

Rail against it, until it’s the only thing you ever do. A single bot can still post a thousand times more, and on a thousand different accounts, and on a thousand different platforms. Just one of them can formulate fake ideas and then fake arguments with itself that enfold like a fractal, and there is an effectively infinite number of them.

Kessler Syndrome is happening before our very eyes, only on a much more local scale.

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Sounds like a confession to me, let’s name some names!

Right? This article is so full of shit, there’s hardly room left for anything else. It’s like they only collected soundbites from the employees who are furthest from any actual development role…

It’s roughly enough money to just build 100k homes. Why can’t we just do that instead?

😔 Because cruelty is the point.

The Satanic Temple:

It feels like we’re the self-aware folks who don’t fall for Nigerian Prince email scams, looking down our noses at the stupid old folks giving away all their pension checks to some goober at a state-sponsered call center.

Like, we know we’re not that stupid; but it’s a small consolation when you realize just how many stupid people there are out there.

Oh shit, I didn’t even see it till you pointed it out…

It’s only had 1 false alert in the last year and that was caused by a spiderweb on the camera.

Make sure you fill out a bug report.