Here you goofed up by saying Ohio, now I am automatically on the other side. Canada, please take that forsaken land.

not shit

Nobody tell 'em

I will gladly admit that’s partially my own wishful thinking. But hey, America is not a monolith, and that fucking moron isn’t dictator yet.

Yep, probably should have said that Trump waking up, rolling some dice, and deciding tariff rates based on that is restrained

Honestly yeah, Republicans not being allowed to burn their hands on the oven is good for them.

My predictions, in no order:

Economy becomes better as there’s finally clarity on what the tariff policy is going forward. Also: no tariffs! This is big, because nobody could plan for the future at all when the policy was whatever Trump feels like that morning. Companies will probably get the tariffs refunded, and they’ll pay themselves fat bonuses while continuing to upcharge consumers.

Europe/our other allies can see this as a sign stating that Trump’s will is not the whole of the law, and he hasn’t won the absolute power he craves. He can be restrained, at least a little. Freer trade means better relations when an orange lunatic isn’t trying to gouge your country economically.

Trump’s ego is hurt, so he’s probably starting a war with Iran unless they give up their nuclear program. Khamenei is also a humiliation-adverse dictator, so a deal probably won’t happen.

Epstein files get further and further from the public consciousness.

Trumpist lawyer when a Democrat elected for competence rather than loyalty walks in the room:

Away down south in the land of traitors…

I just received a chair in the mail, and I had to make the conscious decision to recycle the box the day of. I folded several others into it, and now I have a fantastic amount of space :)

As nice as those anticommercial ideals are, I generally just see shills that enjoy downplaying Russia’s invasion and justifying Iran’s mass-murdering of protesters out of .ml. Some really, really bizarre cyberstalking weirdos too.

Might be survivorship bias because only the assholes get noticed, but .ml has a pretty shitty reputation because of them.

So long as communities based on a common theme exist online, there WILL be a hivemind. Much like how we are not immune to propaganda, online communities are not immune to bandwagoning.

The sun? You mean the eldritch god that gives cancer to everyone exposed to it and blinds those who dare to look upon it?

Gotcha, I can do 16 hours of Insta on coke off the toilet seat and be OK. Thank you CDC!

Facetious??? In my shitposting community???

Honestly… yeah!

I’ll shitpost about politics with the worst of em, but if we’d all mutually agree to fuckoff elsewhere with that, we would be a shittierpostyer comm for it!

But nexguy, I saw an AI video of how nice it will be to tear Gaza down and turn it into a resort. Surely Palestinians want to live in a resort, right?

What? Israel recognized what country?

Well, I assumed the original meme maker used the Pakistan flag to represent US Muslims who voted for Trump in record numbers, but I still gave captain “go fuck yourself” their request.

Good thing it’s a great time to get some grassroots roots growing in time for primaries!

The overwhelming majority that I have are young people suffering from acute doomerism, which is why I hate “don’t bother voting” BS. Maybe the hope hasn’t been strangled out of me just yet XD