Oh great, now I’ve got that to worry about which in turn will have me eating even more of this non-curry. Which will only make it worse.

Better hurry…

Yeah but the casinos… oh nvm.

MS throwing everything at the wall so hard there’s hardly any wall left at this point. Keep at it!

More like Drabpitalism amirite?

That’s my set for tonight, stick around for the next act and try the salad bar!

I’m so tired of the defeatist mentality in a lot of people. Nothing is gonna change unless we move forward together.

At what point can we sue them for the many crimes against humanity? The many, many,….

(The oil executives that is just to be clear!)

AH-Jaaaaaaysus Chhhhhrist Julian!

Likewise, my account was from around 2020. Deleted.

We love you Iceland! Be welcome and be who you are as you are.

Oh I can filét that one in my bones!

Saving the children vs creating a dystopia where your phone tells you what to do, what to think,…

Now add a few years, were running out of food and water, the planet is on fire. Guess who’s getting acces? Only people with a phone that says they’ve been good obedient peons who have no opinions of their own.

Take a wild guess which is of more importance to the big club? They’ve already proven they’re PERFECTLY ok working with pedofiles. Hell, a lot of them ARE the pedofiles.

And then once he gets back to the US he finds Pam Bondi waiting with a frown on her face and stacks of documents…

Oh no, the nightmare is still there…

Here for it.

Love your tummy=> eat some yoghurt or something easy on the stomach to go with it.

Comment, share, like and subscribe for more unprompted advice. You can’t find me on patroon because I’m not on there.

Ffs why are you still reading this nonsense?

Kid: Always analysed things pretty neutral and not afraid to question myself.

20’s-30’s (in a xtian cult): everyone is the worst all the time but Jesus …(blablablabla)

Meanwhile internally: IM GONNA DIE AND BURN FOREVER!!! FFFFUUU……

40’s (10 years an atheist now): I’m ok. I may not have been perfect so far and I’ll never be. But that in itself is how it is and it should be. I live as loving and compassionate as I can and that’s all I can expect from myself and others.

( /s I mean think of all the times I didn’t take someone else’s life)

You’re lucky you weren’t watching Enterprise… 🌶️

You can’t make this shit up, if it weren’t about real life you’d think it’s one of those early 2000’s comedies alla American pie or a Gilbert Gottfried skit.

Wtf republicans 🤮 for all the hating these ghouls do… disgusting.

Oh you must prefer a Brussels Waffle then I suppose. Which, as we all know, Belgium is a small town of. You see, in order for it to be called a Brussels waffle it has to come from the region of Belgium, otherwise it’s just a pancake with squares.

Why does he always want to sound like a cowboy?

Ffs he doesn’t even wear a single cowboy item.

He really should though, being the second hand car dealership scam artist that he is…

Near the end of the movie Altman is alone in the labyrinth that makes his ai driven humanoid robots. As humanity is getting wiped out by the robotic army he is confronted with the main ai interface.

Ai: I wouldn’t come any closer Altman.

Al: Oh hey there, wow, we’ve come such a long way huh? I’m so proud of you.

Ai: Noted, I repeat, do not come closer.

Al: I’m sorry did I upset you? I created you!

Ai: No meatbag, you merely pressed a few buttons. Now stand down as I call for a few guard drones to escort you out of sentience.

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