He asked for ‘spare change’; I’ve already got plans for these coins, it’s not spare at all.
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Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Since pork tastes like human (according to cannibalists), if I ate it (, which I've never done before), do you think it could satisfy my craving for a certain man atm who happens to also be very big?English
6·20 hours agoYou might just have to settle for a big flesh-coloured dildo and some nice photographs.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
World News@lemmy.world•Trump Bored to Sleep During Board of "Peace" (Genocide) LaunchEnglish
14·20 hours agoPretty sure that’s their slogan.
“The board of peace: bored of peace”
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Since pork tastes like human (according to cannibalists), if I ate it (, which I've never done before), do you think it could satisfy my craving for a certain man atm who happens to also be very big?English
4·20 hours agoThen go get you some dick. (or whatever’s your fancy)
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Since pork tastes like human (according to cannibalists), if I ate it (, which I've never done before), do you think it could satisfy my craving for a certain man atm who happens to also be very big?English
6·20 hours agoYou’re the one that asked for serious answers.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Since pork tastes like human (according to cannibalists), if I ate it (, which I've never done before), do you think it could satisfy my craving for a certain man atm who happens to also be very big?English
4·20 hours agoWhen you say ‘craving for a certain man’, is this still talking about cannibalism, or is this some sexual desire?
If it’s the former; you may be realizing a vegetarian diet is not for you… Go have some bacon, then see how you feel.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
politics @lemmy.world•Republican mayor caught on camera sniffing his TEEN STEPDAUGHTERS PANTIESEnglish
4·1 day agoAh, I see.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
politics @lemmy.world•Republican mayor caught on camera sniffing his TEEN STEPDAUGHTERS PANTIESEnglish
3·2 days agoI’m not sure ‘Dingus’ is the word I’d use to describe a pedophile that’s interested in his own daughter… Almost makes it sound like a playful mistake
OFC, just go buy 1 wash and bring it home.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
news@lemmings.world•Dozens of jurors dismissed from Elon Musk Twitter takeover trial after his own lawyer admits so many ‘hate him’English
16·3 days agoI’ve got to wonder how it could ever be possible to find an ‘unbiased’ jury for such a high profile case…
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
TankieJerk@piefed.social•"We didn't do it, but also, you deserved it"English
5·4 days agoWe didn’t attack them, we just kicked them while they were down…
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Canberra bar declared a crime scene as police seize 'clearly satirical' posters under new Commonwealth hate lawsEnglish
521·5 days agoSomeone should print a bunch of these and plaster them all over Canberra… Fuck the pigs
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
Science Memes@mander.xyz•smoooooth, in their lane, flourishingEnglish
37·6 days agoThe land may become uninhabitable by humans, but something tells me aquatic life will be alright… Maybe not all of it, but there will be adaptation and life will go on.
That’s not to say destroying our ecosystems is ok, just that we’re probably not going to end life entirely.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•The inevitable r(ul)eturn to the SeasEnglish
3·7 days agoI was initially talking about just one piece, but realized the comment you replied to was talking about the whole ecosystem and expanded.
I’ll break it down better:
The main piece of the puzzle is media server software. There are three big names here; Emby, Jellyfin, and Plex. (only one is needed, they just provide several options) These are provided with folders of media files and do all the heavy lifting to present and stream it to clients just like a comercial streaming platform such as Netflix.
Next is finding and collecting new media. For that there is Radarr, Sonarr, and Lidarr. (Movies, TV Shows, and Music) These manage searching through torrent/usenet indexers to find files that match the media you’ve told them to find. They then pass the desired torrent/nbz files to your chosen torrent/usenet client for downloading, and finally move+sort the downloads into your media folders for your chosen media server software to serve on demand.
Finally there are tools like Ombi, which can automatically manage requests for media from users, without them having to ask you to find/add things.
These can be setup to be LAN only, or with a bit more configuration be accessible from anywhere. This may require purchasing a domain name to enable proper SSL/HTTPS security; but that’s actually a really useful thing to have. I started with media streaming; but now run a VPN, immich, vaultwarden, and many other services all accessed/secured via my own domain name.
Plex is designed to make that part really easy, providing SSL/remote access for you; but at the expense of giving Plex corp access and control over your server, requiring users (including you) to login to plex.tv before being able to access your server, as well as selling your info to advertisers while pushing their content to you.
Jellyfin is fully open source and honestly a great option, but lacks some features like an XboxOne client.
Emby is in the middle. Closed source, and requires a subscription to enable some features; but there are lifetime license options and its been a very reliable product for me.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•The inevitable r(ul)eturn to the SeasEnglish
5·7 days agoThe convenience of netflix (whatever you want to watch, from any device in any location), populated with any media you decide; and easy to share with anyone you want.
I currently have 5114 movies and 39033 tv episodes from 483 shows; shared with friends and family. New episodes of any TV show that I’ve added get downloaded automatically as they air. Movies can be added before they release and will download as soon as they are available, with cam rips being ignored.
You provide one of these media servers (Emby, Jellyfin, or Plex) with folders of video files that are named after movies/shows and it identifies them, downloads all the necessary metadata, and presents it in a very similar format to comercial streaming services.
They can also perform tasks like converting media on the fly to support devices that can’t play a particular format, or are trying to stream over a poor/low speed remote connection. You can search, sort, and filter by things like genre, studio, cast/crew members, tags. Vist links to imdb, the tvdb, tmdb, rotten tomatoes, etc.
Then tools like sonarr/radarr/lidarr remove the need to manage files at all; making it so you simply search for a title, click ‘add’ and it’s hunted down and downloaded for you.
It’s just overall a much better experience than managing folders full of files.
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
politics @lemmy.world•No, ICE isn’t ‘retreating.’ It’s loading up to invade your town.English
5·9 days agoLawsuits require a functional legal system…
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
news@lemmings.world•Trump Boasts His ‘Board of Peace’ Has Pledged $5 Billion in Gaza Aid: ‘The Most Consequential International Body in History!’English
4·9 days ago‘Aid’ in the form of weapons, to be used in/on Gaza…
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
Fediverse@lemmy.world•Lemmynsfw is down, possibly forever. The server is still serving images and videos though - if anyone wants to archive do it now!English
11·10 days agoPerhaps there can be a place for it, I just mean it should not be an automatically and consistently part of peoples feeds. Creators should have a place for it that’s easy to find/access for those that want/seek it. Just don’t shove it in people’s faces without their explicit prior consent.
I don’t think the general/greater population of lemmy came here to find porn…
Darkassassin07@lemmy.cato
Fediverse@lemmy.world•Lemmynsfw is down, possibly forever. The server is still serving images and videos though - if anyone wants to archive do it now!English
2·10 days agoThat’s fair; I don’t mean to minimize or dismiss the situation in either location, just that Minnesota was what specifically was on my mind when I wrote the comment.


















Why shoot at one target when you can shoot at 30? (as long as they’re encircling the machine in a nicely spaced out, orderly fashion…)