Expectation:
Reality:
Prince Andrew:
Great for a day, then you begin to realize what you’ve given up. And then there’s the dolphins, oh god, the dolphins.
Tell me about the dolphins
Sorry, you must complete the age verification process before being allowed to witness the activities of the dolphins.
I feel like when you’re older than any online age verification process, you should be
grandfathered in.
No.
To be fair, Ariel wanted to be a human princess, not a working-class peasant like us.
Nah, she just wanted to be fucked silly by the prince.
I’d say Ursula fucker her harder with that contract
She was singing about wanting legs before she even met the prince, though.
In reality it means constant danger from every angle at all times
Yes, I have worked a corporate job and I know how it works.
No, I mean from other creatures in your local area. Big groups of them might come over and steal some of whatever you find for yourself.
My bosses steal all the value I provide, I barely scrounge enough to stay alive.
Well, since I am homeless as well despite corporate job, I know how that works too.
Dang you really got the worst of all worlds.
Not really. Everything was exaggerated for comedic effect.
Mermaids have evolved eyes at the front of their face. They are clearly predators.
Shark having an existential crisis.
I feel like half of the crocodiles are one and half the other
Mmm… Sharf fin soup…
I ate fermented shark meat in Iceland and I have never tasted something more disgusting and pervasive in my life. The taste just refused to go away. Plus it was -20 in the middle of the night while we were attempting to catch faint Aurora in the sky but all I could focus on was trying to swish enough saliva around in my mouth in an attempt to get rid of that smell.
So uhhh… Save the sharks!
You supposed to be drinking vodka with it. Helps with the flavor.
Mermaids get mermaid magic and plot armour, failing that you can find a prince to stab your enemies with a fucking boat.
@sarahscribbles is the source, some bastard must have deleted the signature
Thank you for adding back in
Missing frames:
Mermaid at dinner, crying, ripping apart a live lobster with her bare hands, hearing it scream to eat it
Human at dinner, cutting into a filet, wow, this is nice!
Both successully transitionned
Quick! Buy a house from Netherlands.
Real.
Hey, Asshole OP.
why did you remove Sarah’s Copyright?
Thieving Scum.
I took it from sarah’s website and it didnt had a watermark https://sarahcandersen.com/post/792959115950424064/this-scribbles-piece-was-newly-colored-as-part-of
Sometimes people share things and the copyright was already removed. Whatever it was, the attribution is right there. Do we really need to turn into assholes without considering the possibilities?
Brings up an interesting idea of how to preserve watermarks on images.
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