shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoNo Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Why are there "driveway connections by permit only" signs on roads?English
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2 years agoppl like me who dgaf and just drive through the ditch
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- shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoNo Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What is the actual point of a bra?English21·2 years ago
boobies
- shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's the goriest movie you have watched?English21·2 years ago
paw patrol movie that interrogation scene was uncalled for
- shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Have you ever been called a slur and how did you deal with it?English1·2 years ago
me n my coworkers laughed in their face
- shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Those of you who don't vote, why?English2·2 years ago
don’t pick me for jury duty because always guilty 100% idgaf
- shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What accent color are you using on your device right now?English1·2 years ago
tip pink #BE789D
- shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•You just got in a major car crash. What's the most ironic song you'd have playing.English1·2 years ago
fire and paramedics pulling my lifeless body from my car thats wrapped around a tree and playing cupcakke 😐😐😐
- shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•You're at the local bar and it's karaoke night! What are you singing first?English2·2 years ago
im sliding up to the first woman i see wym
- shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a product that didn't live up to its advertised claims?English23·2 years ago
I get hella hoes on this app
bro its everywhere I go
- shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What did people do before smartphones to pass the time when you were bored?English2·2 years ago
masturbate maybe
- shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•What is a product that didn't live up to its advertised claims?English21·2 years ago
Suit youself, I like lemmy
- shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoNo Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•What happens if Biden dies before the next inauguration (see inside)?English13·2 years ago
jimmy carter will out live both mark my words
you do it so you can mog
she freak on my gyatt till I baby gronk
I became desensitized thanks to copious gore at 13 😂
- shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Which are the most fucked up books you've read?English6·2 years ago
Reading Spectrum 7th grade math workbook was the first time I considered ending it all
- shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Not only are they watching you, they're judging you.English13·2 years ago
Hey pal 👋, listen friendo, when I read your comment, I immediately started touching myself. Hope I can touch you next. Over and out.
- shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.workstoLemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•if you're hot, they're hotEnglish2·2 years ago
my dick goes hard
i never lie