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I’ve always wondered if Hippos hate us so much because they evolved alongside us.

ski-ba-bop-ba-dop-bop?

Sakura Trick

Is this the one where the power of yuri defies the laws of physics?

Wheels of Glory

I had some luck with Kimono MicroThin XLs.

A is for Auroch.

When I find myself remembering one awkward thing, I know chances are good I’ll remember the others…

So a trick I’ve found is that when I remember one thing I purposefully recall the others, since it’s not a ‘surprise’ it won’t be so bad. As I remember them, I misremember them intentionally so that they’re less embarrassing. This works for some insane reason.

Don’t know if it’ll work for everyone, but give it ago next time your blooper reel kicks off!

I’m glad I filed early before this shit show really got rolling.

I’m just imagining late files not going through or getting lost and peeps not getting their refunds.

Penguins only naturally live in the southern hemisphere.

Empty it out, roll it from its spot with some logs neolithic style, grade the area properly, then roll it back.

So why does it need to be salted??

I think you’ll find this 5 gallon pail of duck fat a far better alternative to butter and it’ll be cheaper to get in bulk!

Using this butter calculator, it’s about 160 sticks of butter to about equal the 5 gallons of duck fat. At 12 dollars a stick your equivalent butter will cost you $1,920!

That bucket was only 281 dollars!!

Fuck Slippy Als! Not literally, but you know, do better for yourself!

Another tip for IT folk out there.

When offering a user a laptop bag, don’t ask them if they want a laptop bag. Ask them what color laptop bag they’d like.

When I started doing this acceptance of laptop bags went from 50% to 100%.

You’ll have to stock a variety of colors, but it’s a small price to pay to encourage the use of laptop bags.

Small disagreement: since oil and gas are a global market, increasing supply will cause the prices to go down globally.

This is a political move of course. Trump can point to low gas prices and say that he did that for everybody. The lower prices will also make gas guzzlers more economically viable; further pushing the public away from using better systems of transportation.

So it’s actually worse than you would think.

I’ve done maybe a dozen or so?

It’s just a normal date, but you’re trying to get a feel for the person to see if there is any chemistry for the first time.

I’ve had dates where the next day the lady ghosts me. I’ve had dates where the next day the lady says she wants to have my baby. I’ve had dates where we both kinda mutually think that a second date isn’t in gonna happen.

Took a quick look and it appears a group of people wanted to shoot a live action series with similar trappings as the OP picture. They did a kickstarter for 5k and were unable to deliver on that budget.

This is from 30 seconds of research, so grain of salt and all that.

I recall a website from the web 1.0 days that sold rulers, soda cans, and other common everyday objects that were specially manufactured to be smaller than the actual object. The intent was to show someone your penis pic with an undersized soda can to make it look bigger.

Fascism kicked off in 1922, just 4 years after the 1918 Influenza pandemic…

You do use it. You need to press your tongue to the roof of your mouth to make a k sound.

This happens close to the back of your mouth where the molars are…

I looked around some more and found this, a t-shirt version.

I also found the original sticker, I think.

Unfortunately, teepublic does not sell thongs, booty shorts, or boxer briefs, all could really use this image/slogan on them.

Here ya go.