The amount of time and money I spend to avoid them makes me want to take them to small claims court.

I love how the two most villainous people in the world - Trump and Putin - both have names that are synonymous with farts.

You mean like Moltbook?

It’s not even that hard to make a fried chicken sandwich. Cut a chicken breast into 1” thick pieces, pound them flat, soak them in some pickle juice, then dredge and fry.

Just as good as any other and costs a ton less per sandwich. Plus one chicken breast is enough for four or five sandwiches.

Their hot pepper relish can be… useful

Ostensibly you could steal segments from other wheels. Then you can make the new guy drive the one with all the shitty segments.

Yeah, can’t wait to see this on skid-steers.

Last night my wife asked me if I’d seen RFK’s workout video he did “with his old man friend.”

I barely give myself water every seven days.

I am bad with plants and watching them slowly die will not help the dread.

I work with a guy like this. Lead his icebreaker with “I don’t understand people so don’t expect me to interact with you.”

He’s the most brilliant person I’ve ever worked with. His knowledge is encyclopedic. He will show you how what you’re asking is idiotic in as few words as is necessary. He has no fear of manager or customer.

He has my eternal allegiance.

I found it a pretty quick read and I like the deep futuristic take it has. And the twist at the end is worth the couple hours it takes to read.

Reminds me of one of the paths of human evolution after the Qu invasion in All Tomorrows where they turn the humans who resisted the most into self-cleaning liners for their sewage systems.

What if this guy had beautiful plumage and we’ll never know that it was the prettiest dinosaur that ever was?

The reflected light of other leaves wouldn’t cause photosynthesis since it only has wavelengths that the chloroplasts reflect. They wouldn’t have any light to absorb, or at least a lot less.

I imagine it’s like expecting regular soda and getting diet.

It’s sort of how trees don’t have limbs lower than the height of a box truck along major roads.

Probably just an updated hammer and sickle, really.

“Your honor, this isn’t pirated video content. It’s a series of MP4 files that have had the commercials removed to make it more clean, so now it’s a dataset I can use to train video models.”

Seems to only be happening on my feed, not other stuff

Glad I’m not the only one who had a bad production deployment today.

Where are you going to get a coconut on the Western Front? Some kind of swallow-based logistics system?