I’ve never noticed a difference.

Yeah, but some of the best ways for me to have turned some of my smaller problems into non problems is the gift of perspective.

Travel, communication, and socialization have been some of the best tools for me to achieve this personally.

Maybe not. Let them down easy and go on your way.

All you got to do is wave your hands in front of face and ask if they are using aptx HD, AAC, or some other codec. It’s an easy conversation starter.

Only follow up question is does it have a working horn? You are gonna need it because you will constantly be in situations where no one notices you are even there in this thing.

Crosspost to coffee but without the mistake part. Everyone there is so afraid of being labeled a coffee gatekeeping snob that they will fully support this as good move. “wow, bet that really enhances the piquant umami notes!”

“The most fun thing I did when I worked on a cruise ship was cleaning up the conference rooms at the very top deck during a test where they turned the stabalizers off”

Boy I really thought this was going to be heavily sarcastic. I immediately started imagining mop bucks and a terrible smell.

Shameless shake-weight promotion.

USA has entered the chat.

I hope Forg loved it.

It is. The ice agent pictured here actually returned home and beat his Guatemalan wife.

No. I use Uber eats.

This is an abuse of power. But since you’ve crossed the line already, could you ask about axolotles? Do they look happy even when they are sad?

You might enjoy a shagrin couch.

To whom? Seems like money is still doing most of the talking these days. I’d argue more so than usual in fact.

The latter for me. I remember thinking as a kid that things would just keep getting better. That the best time to be a kid was always the future. Now I’m glad I was a kid when I was and I wish kids today had it better than they do. I’m sure that’s at least 50% old guy viewpoint but I really think some lines have been crossed that truly make childhood in the 2020s harder than it used to be.

I just sent him the trophy I got for crapping out the largest unbroken turd in my shared fraternity bathroom. I’m going to miss it, but he deserves it.

Glue?

Finally the year we crack down on liars?

Dr Oz has everyone all judgy about breakfast drinking now