They aren’t my sunglasses, they are my regular glasses.

Take off my glasses. Put on my safety glasses. Don’t care if those break, the company paid for them.

No Oakleys, can’t do it. Not that I give a shit about brands, I just love how comfortable the Airdrops are. No nose pads, straight bows that grip to my bald head instead of uncomfortably wrapping behind my ears. Crazy lightweight.

UT '99… hell yeah. I sunk a lot of hours into that, even before we had the internet.

Thank you!

I think I might just skip the whole logo thing. The red ball is enough to make me happy. It’s gorgeous.

I actually just used it this weekend! On my airgapped Win XP machine. College vibes, very nostalgic.

I need NX. If we could get that working, and if IT let me have Linux on my work PC, I would be so happy. My CAD station runs considerably worse on Win11, and the drivers for my favorite spaceball don’t work on it.

That’s not a bad idea. I do know someone with a laser cutter, actually. And I’m sure my wife has those colors in her over 700 bottle collection of polishes.

Yeah, I definitely meant M575. I mis-typed it in one spot. Just fat lingered. I guess I should have specified that I also want the solution to be cheap. Preferably sub-$20.

The source material isn’t even 25 years old. Right? Right…?

The last Intel I bought new was the Pentium 4 630. 3.0 Ghz, with hyperthreading. That’s thing was a fucking space heater. And I loved it. But everything new since then has been AMD.

Kate Bush bath water?

I still have some tokens from there.

Bet he doesn’t know how to use the three seashells, either!

The nice thing about Mint is that there’s no hardware requirements for thigh-highs. You can just wear regular socks.

Somebody is going to get an earful of The Kink Panther by Necro.

This is how I order my Subway sandwiches. Gotta eat them over the wrapper, so you can lick all the mayo that escaped afterwards.

Oh, I love the show. Especially the monster of the week episodes. They get really weird sometimes.