That’s what gets them into fights with everyone.

We should definitely send a team of red-shirts to investigate.

Well, that was awkward.

Who is this “we” you speak of, Kemosabe?

JFC. I’m pretty sure this is literally how every apocalyptic sci-fi movie starts. We really are living in the stupidest timeline, aren’t we?

It also attracts the attention of people who are looking for an easy mark. Looking around nervously makes you look like a target in bad neighborhoods.

This is what peripheral vision is for.

Maybe they should try aggressively lobbying Trump to stop…(gestures around vaguely)…everything he’s been doing. He is the entire reason for their perfectly understandable hesitation to treat the US as a reliable supplier.

Any deal they negotiate with him is subject to change, depending on whatever mood he happens to wake up in, from one day to the next. So, why the fuck would anyone want to sign a contract with someone like that? Especially when it comes to their own national security?

Trump doesn’t need a reason. That would require him to actually think about what he’s doing, and that might inhibit his “flow”. He’s more of a “do whatever feels right” kind of guy.

How about just, “No bailouts for billionaires”. Period.

I’m going to assume you aren’t Canadian, with this shit? Because it’s pretty bizarre that a Canadian would be advocating for Canadian farmers to be put out of business by US corporations.

Especially given the fact that our system not only protects those farmers, it keeps prices under control and guarantees a reliable supply of products for Canadian consumers.

Meanwhile, the US can’t even manage their own supply chains well enough to keep the price of eggs from skyrocketing. But sure, “Let’s hand the whole thing over to the Americans, because well-managed supply chains = cartels!! Hurr-durr!!”

Those “cartels” are Canadian dairy farmers. If you want in on the action, you just need to own a dairy farm.

But, I guess you’d rather they all go bankrupt trying to compete with US factory mega-farms? Wouldn’t it be great if Canadian markets got flooded with US grade-b eggs and raw milk? smh.

Would that be so bad, though?

Don’t forget the bribery and extortion efforts against political candidates and their staff. Gotta love a little “foreign election interference” between friends, amiright?

That’s just a warm up! Hold my beer!

So, basically what it sounds like she’s implying, is that Trump should be allowed to rape children, because of all the great things he’s done?

It is pretty funny that as advanced as our technology gets, we’re still basically just at the higher end of the “steam engine” phase.

Capitalists captured the government.

That’s just your microwave reminding you when its birthday is. Did you even get it a card this year?

One third don’t want it and don’t need it. Another third probably need it, but still don’t want it. And the rest are just sheep.