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stenAanden@feddit.dk to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

How did Socrates die?

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How did Socrates die?

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  • SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world
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    So, crates.

    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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      Cratos.

      • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
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        Socrates is famous for killing pantheons of gods.

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    In the immortal final words of Socrates, “I drank what?”

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      its_kim_love, if you think that by threatening me you can get me to be your slave… Well, that’s where you’re right. But - and I am only saying this because I care - there are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.

  • 🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.world
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    Do not ask why was Socrates in trial for.

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    Know thyself

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