Too late - they already lost me.

Smart Linus dropping good natured zingers on Less Smart Linus was the tonic I didn’t know I needed.

I bet there were dozens of Grugs who tamed fire and were promptly beaten to death by the rest of the tribe. Fucking conservatives, man.

and then a few months later:

86 was a big year

Motherfucker.

I was trying to go back, sorry

Circumplasty set to be the next big craze. Make it bigger than before so it looks like a JNCO leg. “Oh baby I love the way your shit is so baggy”

(amazing box set)

Godzilla Dick One

You know, if any of the younger members of the adminstration have registered accounts, Nintendo could do the funniest thing ever to their Switch 2s.

Nigirius 🍣. That’s not problematic at all.

That is beautiful work.

Even after learning the identity of the (alleged) shooter, I don’t think it matters one bit who killed him or why; he’s Horst Wessel now, a martyr for MAGA to spur their people on.

Nothing good will come from any of this.

Kirk was a piece of shit who got wealthy by spreading hatred. The ironic manner of his death was, for someone who despised him like I did, picture perfect, but it feels hollow knowing what’s coming next, and also…

Kirk was a piece of shit but he didn’t deserve to be assassinated. Nobody does. I think I only realised this after I stopped laughing.

Fuck, he was a piece of shit though.

I don’t know shit about the actual mechanics of AI image generation, but I know they always start as random noise, and if you averaged out the hex values of every pixel, they would end up a uniform shade of grey. Or something like that.

Someone else who knows: please weigh in!

And this is why Kirk had to be sacrificed.

We’re all friends, yay! Upvotes for everyone!

Oh fuck that got me good

The 2nd Amendment.

His literal last words.

Please tell me it’s true

Edit: it’s fucking true