Sucking yourself up from your own penis is the new pulling yourself up by your bootstraps.

Okay, but have you considered that the 90% of those 1.3B Chinese residents who like their government and want to keep it are simply brainwashed, ignorant, or stupid?

Silly tank E. The thought police, which are totally real (trust me bro), will come after any who dare express dissent. This is why we enlightened westerners with our Enlightenment™ values need to support the US invasion of China across the Taiwan Strait while also pretending it was actually China who struck first (just like the heckin’ unwholesome Vietcong 😡 did at the Gulf of Tonkin) and that Taiwan is actually a sovereign state fighting off an imperialist invader instead of a puppet government for the wholesome keanu chungus defenders of democracy.

Slobber Tie Won! Down with Zizzy Ping!

Authoritarianism is when you’re a dick. Stepping in to use authority to deal with someone who’s being a dick? Somehow not authoritarian.

I saw someone refer to healthcare and housing for usians as treats once. I feel like the term has lost a lot of its meaning.

Just another anecdote, but a normie bluemaga lib I know just posted this in the friends groupchat.

The gang’s all here.

People being able to breath makes it much easier absorb new information, even malicious information. Allowing people to breath is a plot by the reds to propagandize to God fearing Americans. My grandfather never breathed in his life; his brain oxygen levels were so low that the pinkos were never able to reach him with their lies.

Apparently it really is from a-z quotes, but the only reference provided there is that he made the remark some time in 1982.

Edit: Some more digging shows that it’s from a speech he made about something called Project Economic Justice. However, this transcript says it was delivered in 1987, not 1982.

Maybe if a socialist wins an election in the US, the US will overthrow the US 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

I don’t even know why there’s a debate over whether the Blackwater Oyster Kulak is deserving of support.

The “socialism for the rich” talking point and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

Yeah, they totally ran protestors over with tanks. You can even see it in the full tank man video.

https://files.catbox.moe/7zvmf3.mp4

Oh, huh, that’s weird. He didn’t get run over. It even seems like the tanks are trying to avoid him. Maybe the perfidious chicoms are the ones who are telling the truth and it’s our free and fair liberal press who are lying 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔.

I’ve never heard of that and have been working as a professional code monkey for over 7 years at this point.

Imperial core drones in the comments be like