Friendly reminder that the platypus is a semi-aquatic, venomous mammal that lays eggs and can sense electricity. They’re also biofluorescent, so they glow blue under UV light:

You know they’re scraping the barrel when they skip the entire gospel and quote fucking Romans to make their point.

Good luck finding an example of Jesus obeying authority (spoiler: it’s the part where he dies).

You begin by hugging them, and then you into the garage.

Biology is a diverse and beautiful subject.

Such grace.

Bro, that’s just his face. Don’t be a bully.

I love how everyone’s face is some horrific cartoon version of their real face, except for Vance, where it’s just his fat meme with some mild edits.

Dam, son.

Oh, wow!

IDK, personally I always wait until someone else uses it and I just kinda swoop in behind them.

Hiermit gebe ich die Gründung der Vulkaniergruppe bekannt. Erwartet unser Schreiben innerhalb der nächsten drei Werktage 🖖

Don’t like the sprout but usually do add mushrooms (if I have any at home).

In restaurants, it’s often served this way (in a hot stone bowl), but it’s not necessary. We also have a really good Bibimbap place near us that also doesn’t use stone, and it’s still absolutely delicious.

Bibimbap is a rice bowl with warm toppings that are mixed right before eating (pic is pre-mixed) and typically a soft fried egg and some Gochujang (Korean chili paste) to make it saucy. Not a strict recipe, you can use whatever you have in the fridge.

For this version, I used different types of vegetables (carrots, radish, zucchini, cabbage, bell pepper, leek) that I cut into cute little shapes, before stir-frying them separately with different seasonings (soy sauce, mirin, vinegar, sesame oil, chili flakes, and Gochujang in different combinations).

Man, one more year, then my ThinkPad T25 will be 10 years old. It’s still my workhorse that I use every day, and you can pry it from my cold, dead hands when I die.

That seems like a nice feature. Maybe I can update the firmware on mine.

We have a tuxedo cat, too, and he pulls off the same thing. Murderous stare and everything.

Dobrindt bei Rechtsextremisten: “Die Lage ist komplex, wir warten noch auf genauere Informationen.”

Dobrindt bei Linksextremisten: “Seit 5:45 Uhr wird jetzt mit der ganzen Härte des Gesetzes zurückermittelt!”

“Lets play until I go too far and then you feel bad!”

FTFY

What do you mean? Sociology I kind of get, but psychology nowadays is a purely quantitative discipline (despite its subject being squishier than other quantitative sciences).