This is normal deer behavior. It only gets sketchy if they talk to you.

Meditate on why you have that impulse and ask if you can control it or it controls you.

I blame mitochondria

Nothing you said is helpful to anyone with this condition, regardless if you have it or not. Please take your organizers and calendars and reminders and bootstraps and kindly post elsewhere.

The time needed to build a lawsuit, usually about six to ten months

You’ll eat the fake breast cheese and you’ll like it

Lincoln was already president, so yeah I’d say it’s possible.

A nice bossa nova song about ducks

Zeus to anyone, including himself

Yeah but are they, like, available?

Go suck a tampon dry

I make good pastries

I wanna be Liberace when I grow up ( I’m 35 )

I use ‘my liege’ and ‘boss’ quite a bit.

Citation needed? Nice try CIA I ain’t no snitch.

People are fucking morons

Your lips to Gods ears

That’s too easy and excuses us from the work needed to rescue these people, content in our own moral superiority.

You’re far more likely to encounter problems because you aren’t a citizen. Now isn’t the best time to visit, I’m sorry to say.

When the pigeon knocks over the chess pieces, it sometimes accidently makes a good move.

Learning that Life survived Snowball Earth gave me a huge sense of comfort.