I have bad news for you.

https://w3techs.com/technologies/details/pl-php

This is how it is done:

$a = “”

PHP forever. 🤲 Amen.

Start to get comfortable with the uncomfortable by ordering something you never had in a restaurant you’ve never been to. Or invite people you don’t know well. Or start a conversation with a stranger.

Or do anything else that isn’t comfortable by your standards.

Welcome outside your comfort zone.

I always feel sorry for this T-Rex. Haven’t seen a bad joke from it yet. 😄

He’s posting on Bluesky as well now? Good to know.

The answer is always OpenSuse.

Kidding. Stick with what you know works.

But seriously: OpenSuse.

Just joking.

Not.

Why calculate?

While 1200 might be noon for one, another might just get used to 0800 to be noon. Who says 0000 must be midnight and 1200 noon?

I am doing that for friends and family. For now Windows is the default in Grub. Most are trying out Linux and like it.

[breathing through mask]

I find your lack of faith disturbing. You can install Windows 11 anyways.

Be careful not to choke on your aspirations.

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Zypper could use some love, though it isn’t bad by any means. But Flatpak does make a huge difference for sure.

Does it have a name?

It’s a must play. Short and sweet.

Not for the faint of heart, though. Gruesome death animations.

Oh, arachnophobiacs - stay away from this one. Or play it in the dark for a cleansing experience. Your choice.

I want one!

It will come in handy when meeting the Bugblatter Beast, because it is so dumb it thinks you can’t see it if you cover your face with a towel.

True. That makes things even worse!

I wish.

Send one of these guys by my place. I’ll show them what 8GB can not do…

If they have to label it “100% real cheese,” what does that say about what’s normally in there? Not exactly building consumer trust here.

That’s just small.

You’re clearly not Randy’s target audience.

Only weird answers?

The truth itself is weird: The meter is defined as the distance that light travels in a vacuum in 1/299,792,458 seconds.