

Not everyone can just rUn DeBiAn on networks they don’t own, and there’s reasons to run the less free distributions.
If you’re not rebooting, even Debian, for kernel, libc, and other low level security vulnerabilities, you’re running a dogwater enterprise.
If you can’t manage vendor recommended reboots and package update cycles on any distribution without causing an outage, you’re a dogwater sysadmin.
No one gives a shit about uptime anymore.








Just read Hitchhiker’s Guide. Marvin would count, but there’s also depressed doors and other unfortunately sentient objects.