Way to be ableist.

When you read A Modest Proposal one time

I mean. CEO would be worth 200 jobs or so.

Behold, The Beans.

Glenn Miller- https://youtu.be/QGZ6jigic_I

Family Guy gag - https://youtu.be/-4p1kW5322Q

This is not a flex. This is a statement on how much of a selfish asshole you are.

No, I don’t think I will.

Medalist very quickly went from “Oh this is cute and well written” to one of my favorites of all time. Such a great story, beautifully animated, and well voice acted.

Nuclear? Yes.

Data center? Absolutely not.

Now I need old timey western tabletop campaigns with player piano mimics. It could even be the “pest disposal!”

Some black-hatted Bart ambles in looking to make trouble and the barkeep seats them next to the “peeany” and suddenly the piano roll stops all the other cowboys, wranglers and regular townsfolk turn their backs. They’ve seen it before, it’s not worth the nightmares.

The keys shift and split and widen into a maw as they sharpen into yellowed and blackened teeth. The sound that follows is a combination of squelching flesh, a brief and suddenly silenced scream, and a piano with all the keys struck at once with great force. The piano roll starts out slow, muffled, like something is stuck between the mallets and strings. Then clearer and speeding towards its regular tempo, the only sign anything happened is the notes on the scroll look freshly printed with blood but that soon dries and darkens to black.

Just more. I used to read a lot. The last book I read cover to cover was Horrorstör by Hendrix. I started A Little Life and was really enjoying it but something came up and I just haven’t picked it back up. I’m also two books behind on Stormlight Archive.

Gross

Their Sharp Dressed Man is one of my favorite scents. One day I hope they dupe Viking by Creed.

The take on stargazy pie is such a niche joke for most, but I see you.

I thought this was about the energy drink for a second.

There’s a running joke in various D&D (and other systems) campaigns I’ve been in where if a player absolutely tanks a knowledge roll they know “cat likes food.”

Worst? Nah. Best. One of my favorite anime of all time is Yakitate!! Japan. So many puns and wordplays.

There’s a “CO” visible on the sign in the top right of almost every panel. Coffee.

It’s a coffee kiosk.

Ski-dap ba-dap, butthole