Hmmm… Nah, it doesn’t work. If you flip the double negatives to a double positive, she says “imagine a life where I could partake in the pleasures of sex with the looming threat of bearing children”.

I thought so. (But I haven’t played yet.)

Oh yeah, well I’ll be this guy. In Donkey Kong they say “dinke du”.

Oh, that was such a good opportunity to use the word “ascertain” and you blew it!

Perhaps today is a good day to get a slashing penalty.

Oh, I read that super wrong.

i thought she was saying she only enjoys sex because of the gamble that it might ruin her life.

I’m running a 2-4-9 build today.

Oh, is it really a candle? I thought I was joking.

Sir, that’s a candle.

For what purpose?

Baby come back!

That is awesome.

Well, it looks like a chalice. So what is it really, Martha?

Nah, I couldn’t even bring myself to say “twenty” something until 2013. Before that it was all like “two thousand and five”.

Still saying the twenty part. Not sure when that can fall away. Since I was around for the nineteens, maybe I’ll never stop.

The left is totally radical.

Kind of random for Doomsday to make an appearance.

I bring an order of nachos.

Oh, very funny, Worf! Eat any good sausage lately?

It does feel like kind of waste to wear real clothes to the laundromat and leave without cleaning them. Might as well have a specific laundromat outfit.

Sorry, I just can’t bring myself to care about science unless there’s a halberd involved.