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and they didn’t even have to wait until Tuesday

every unreleased page bears his name

say it with me now

every unreleased page bears his name

also acceptable: “I’ve just sucked one year of your life away.”

I guess “think of the children” only applies when it erodes consumer privacy

The redactions are not intended to protect the victims. Every redaction protects him.

I mean it’s already 1/4 demolished as it is

Red, smooshy genius

I mean the music was bonkers good until goddamn NKOTB and Milli Vanilli. But the rest was pretty iffy. There’s a reason Forever Young captures the vibe of the 1980’s so well.

I think my version is more fitting for this panel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDLDhXG2gfw

I read this text in Ron Swanson’s voice

Holy shit, that’s actually a real quote from the article(!) That’s just shameful writing.

If you’re going to spend money at all then you’ll just have to give some of it (or all of it) to a totally overpowered construct of evil. If you don’t then they might start to lose power, and boy howdy they just can not have that happen. Oh, and make sure you continue to distrust your fellow man because if you all start working together you might decide that things should change.

I love this.

We’ve been doing lobster trap trees over here on the east coast of in Canada for ages. Good to see the Scots stepping up and being amazing.

It snowed last night and my driveway needs to be shoveled, but I just mixed it with ovaltine, a chocolate flavoured malt beverage.

Now I have Snowvaltine

it tastes a bit like lactobacillus

dry-scooping is for elite level bruhs only

SELL SELL SELL ! ! !

cost savings

Goodness no :) Money is only for people who already have too much of it. The rest of us have to Squid Game / Long Walk / Running Man for our next meal.

Sure would be nice to play Android games on my desktop without using those dodgy-as-fuck emulators

I wish newspapers had the balls to use the phrase “anti-fascist”.