Wow! How did they catch him? With a super-duper-sonic net?

LOL

Turd-knuckles

STOP! That’s my drag stage name!

Funny how ski drivers are all deaf.

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No.

I don’t want to be a killjoy but I’m triggered by the phrase “largest natural structure on the planet “ without even reading what the fuck they are talking about.

Do you even understand how sound travels across water?

At the expense of everyone else in a 10 mile radius (or more).

I fuckin hate jetski users.

Possibilities:

A: the makers used a dodgy batch of mushrooms containing toxic species they did not want or intend to use.

B: the manufacturing process denatured the ‘good stuff’ into ‘bad stuff’.

C: Both of the above.

D: Aliens

Great, thank you. Good to know. I’ll file that away in the old bonce.

I’ll withdraw my statement on the off chance that his family did in fact take part.

He’s still an entitled twat and utterly out of touch, but that’s another argument.