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The kitchen guy that ketchups the overcooked steaks at Mar a Lago? The guy who changes donny’s shit-filled diapers multiple times a day? Any of the power-hungry sociopaths that make up this asshole’s entire circle of acquaintances?

Oh, you said “arrest”. My bad.

The Internet has fried my brain. All I can think of when I hear the phrase “bad dude” is the old meme spoofing the intro to Bad Dudes for NES:

I think the character’s just credited as “Mongol General”, but yeah.

“Failing that, crushing your enemies, seeing them driven before you, and hearing the lamentations of their women is also fine I guess”

Some West African frogs have been known to spontaneously change sex from male to female in a single sex environment. Malcolm was right. Life found a way.

– Dr. Alan Grant, Jurassic Park

For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much—the wheel, New York, wars and so on—whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man—for precisely the same reasons.

– Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

“Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smart arse!”