Where does the general keep his armies?

!In his pockets.!<

An Austrian painter made it look like his country was attacked, so he could justify invading them. We could see something similar this time again.

*shit sold separately

And 20° to your heart ❤️

They get released and then what? Nothing will happen.

Wait, wait, wait… CORPORATION!!!

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Did you really use AI for this?!

Well, I just wasn’t hard enough

How long do you stay at a hotel 😶

A big misconception is that billionaires get rich from their salary.

And this is why we should have 30 km/h speed limits.

Hi, Larry!

Those are the best 2 seconds ☺️

I’m surprised it took them so long

For the curious: https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/111699-tallest-cat-scratching-tree

And Zeus barely slept with Hera

Then they controll who gets a key and if you sign something that’s isn’t OK with them - revocation

Maybe it’s traveling down your veins?

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