The ride will be bumpier, and the tires will wear unevenly, but you will get better gas mileage.

They can always use parallel construction

You must not know about Altoona pizza.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona-style_pizza

I can’t actually argue with that statement

This also helps prevent the cork from drying out

Windows 98SE was peak design

They kind of are the big 2 by now, I’m not sure Chrysler still counts

Strange that they focus on gas stoves, they cost almost nothing to use. Gas heat on the other hand…

Look how well that worked out for Arthur Anderson

You finished Netflix? Impressive.

Altoids

Well it’s very hard to read

What is wrong with your “th”?

Fun fact, this is due to the Coriolis effect!

I’m pretty sure aldi and trader Joe’s are the same company

They can’t find you if they’re dead

Or Gadaffi

Lol somehow that strikes me as a poor flirting technique

Speaking for myself, getting laid is orders of magnitude more difficult than making friends.

This is hilarious because non-male seems like a more gender inclusive term