That’s marriage material if you ask me. Get that girl a (frugal) ring!

Sounds flammable.

Perfect for the shitty computers they’ll be selling us now.

"You’ll own nothing and you’ll be happy"

Welcome to the future!

Yeah this article feels alarmist to me too.

Leather handbag jr can say whatever he wants but it’s not going to change anyone’s habits

Personally speaking I never take health or diet advice from visibly unhealthy looking people no matter how many credentials they may have. He’s so unhealthy he looks like the crypt keeper, that alone is a complete non-starter, nevermind all his other insane ideas.

They deserve it for still being on that nazi platform

You are the hero we need but don’t deserve

That’s one heck of a chuffed cat you got there

Going to a protest? Don’t bring your phone without doing this first

I’m skeptical of bringing your phone at all, either in airplane mode or off, because modern phones still broadcast location when it’s ‘dead’ in order for you to find it. But I don’t know enough about that to say for sure

This is old news from may 2025

Unfortunately this will have to stay fiction. Corporations are already siding with the gestapo when they call to complain about being denied entry.

That McDonald’s that put up a sign had to take it down, corporate made them do it

The real pro tip is always in the comments.

Some things never change

I just fucking love this country 🙄

Maybe i should pursue ancestral citizenship and escape

As my recent hunt for a new monitor can attest to, you actually pay less for curved than a regular screen of the same specs.

I don’t know if they made a bunch and now can’t sell them and thus they’re all discounted or if they’re cheaper because they’re only making those now aka economy of scale.

Either way I’m not here for it so I paid more for that regular monitor.

What do they care? They’re already breaking all kinds of laws, not having a license isn’t going to stop any of them

#6-8 look to still have their thumbs, they should be able to retain some function.

The rest look like they all get pirate hooks for their stumps

If your cat is breaking the skin, you’ve got a problem.

My hand usually ends up scratched to hell and back, but only surface, never breaking skin because I’ve taught my fur baby what’s too much and what’s okay for play. Also helps that I keep her toe knives clipped. No regrets, I love a cat that likes to play

Finally, mosquitoes are good for something

Yeah, it’s just life advice. No memes here

They’re in the business of the cold math of reality, irrespective of moral compass. It’s why insurance companies are the only corporate entities taking climate change seriously, because it’s bad for business. Same for covering up priests who diddle kids

How poetic

You reap what you sow I guess