Make Microsoft and Google cry by using Linux and a different web browser

Lots of people think Jack Dorsey owns Bluesky

For me it’s the “Trump Enablers” moderation list that I’m subscribed to

Just a quick side-note: Dorsey is no longer in charge of Bluesky

Jay Graber is

I can’t find icegov on Bsky

Must already be on a moderation list I’m subscribed to

EDIT: Yep. It is.

Awesome!

Hey, user whose comment is below mine! Your cooking skills are below average and you run funny!

Sam Altman answering the question “Can shit be enshittified?”

I guess there’s a pretty short lifespan on these links haha

Well, here it is https://youtu.be/Gu_hxO9iDi8

There’s entire groups on Lemmy where you get banned if you support either US party

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EDIT: Please do click the link so my joke can land

EDIT 2: Sorry I’m too much of a wimp to even happy-prank people

Pepper spray? Out

Laptop so big you can bludgeon an assailant to death? In

Some Fox News host will read this comment section and accuse us all of being terrorists

Meep-meep, motherfucker

You know what’s crazy? Lately there seem to be more and more extremists whose families are normal. Like RFK Jr or Jesse Waters

https://newrepublic.com/post/174397/jesse-watterss-democratic-mom-lay-off-hunter-biden-conspiracies

Oh, for god’s sake. Let the protesters blow off some steam. How could this gag possibly hurt ICE? Only a stupid person would walk carelessly down an icy road…

Oh, wait…

Oh, no!

QUICK! CALL AN AMBULANCE! THOUSANDS OF LIVES ARE AT RISK!

Involuntary committment to psych ward, you say?

My odds have just increased significantly

Wait… didn’t you already do that?

Also… Germany kinda also did that didn’t they?

I’m no history buff, but… (no, really, I’m not)

I wish there weren’t so many items on that list that are far-fetched and weird, so I could believe it.

Gosh that is so much less exciting than what it sounds like.

That’s so open-minded of them. Everyone is welcome.

So… if your visa has expired… can you just join ICE instead?

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