PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]

I think i only spent 80 bucks on my equipment, and it’s been working well for the past decade for cross country lmao.

Wait, why is the guy trying to capture the murderer also named after a killer.

I’ve been watching this on and off for the past week and it’s a very interesting outlook of life in the late USSR. Highly recommend it.

There are rights, and then there are wrongs.

This post is just a

Nothing wrong about being a swamp german, it’s just that we have to keep an eye on you.

Gotta curse Germany somehow.

Drop your shield, Woolie.

This you?

Now Texas is going to learn why America doesn’t have healthcare.

Wait, uh

Brake fluid.

Edit: eh, thinking about it that’s mostly just paint.

I once sarcastically joked that half-ton pickup drivers should require a special oversized vehicle license, and anything larger must be kept a minimum 100-ft away from schools at all times.

People were very mad at me.

Need more piano rock like Billy Joel and Elton John. Late night jams need more piano.

I would annihilate that veg menu

Polish-Indian fusion (putting leftover curry on top of perogies).

My wife saw a vaush video, watched it for 30 seconds, went “this guy is an idiot”, and turned it off. Folks, they know what they’re doing.

and unsurprisingly most of these terms are also racist

That’s because the person is, but if you told them that they’d lose it.

That’s a fun way to end a grapple. Flat back bump after struggle.

Aidan Gillen’s accent is so fun to do an impression of. It’s just a dublin accent where you exhale the entire time.

Going up to the guy who runs the cornershop down the street with kids smoking weed out front and accusing him of being a cop.