pro tip: don’t!

neeed an edit with their cute little faces on it

I’d be more like wheat thicc am I right?

Ah but that gives an illusion of rigor. Surely people wouldn’t go through all the effort for nothing, right?

No no no, seize him… And the means of production while we’re at it

You trying to tell me all the hot singles in my area aren’t actually interested in making a corn video with me?

Die young and leave a beautiful (hairy) corpse

I’m going to reach across the aisle and give them everything they want and a handjob for good measure get things done!

Always

Ha, loser

Many (most) Won’t even reflect long enough to realize how profoundly wrong they were, or at least not enough to prevent them from doing it again in another 10-15 years.

I’m looking for a meme that I THOUGHT I saw on Hexbear but I can’t find it.

It said, “relabeling all the pictures of trains in my phone to nudes so people think I’m cool”

Anyone remember that one or did it come to me in a fever dream?

I want to see Gritty at the top of a light pole

This would be parody in a just universe.

I don’t get it, but good for Philly. Everyone has gotta be good at something.

“Riddled with bullets, fell into the sea Slipped on a ladder.”

@[email protected] Made a comment in the last thread about Biden failing his promise of “Return to Normal” now that he’s causing so much chaos.

Unfortunately, being a bloodthirsty warmonger is normal for the US.

Cut your budget with this one neat trick!

lmao owned