This is the line that shows The Dude was writing a post-dated check for the half and half, and it kills me every time 🤣

A lot of people do, obviously, or this wouldn’t be a thing.

You can see it as living in fear, if that’s what helps you, I just see it as being as prepared as I can.

I’m happy for you, but all it takes is one time. No reason not to have an extra backup.

I’m just saying it’s always good to have a backup, and it doesn’t cost you a thing. You never know what’s gonna happen, so redundancy is a good thing.

What happens if somehow your phone gets broken? I always get a paper pass printed out just in case.

Ah, goatse… Those were the days…

Kills the career they intended to have before working at Costco

I just got one that’s literally a sticker stuck to the inside of my windshield

I still quote Sam Jackson’s “assumption” line regularly

Much of the time I can’t even make out the lyrics, so I listen to music the same way

The theorem states that given an infinite amount of time, which is outside the realm of the life of the universe.

Don’t forget step 2, putting the bread in sideways

What does the first sentence in the post say?

The Toxic Avenger of the Crab People

Honestly I think we’re both a little right here. That’s definitely one of the tongue worms that comes out of the graboid’s mouth, but I do believe they added more teeth than it actually has in the movie 😂

I believe that’s actually one of the tongue worm things on the poster

Great argument. How about buy your shit from actual stores, whether online or brick and mortar. Believe it or not, we actually managed to get by for millennia without amazon

Sure, because everyone’s experience with their parents is just like yours

Slot a penny in the back and it’ll do wheelies