I’d rather surf the web like it’s 2002

“Happiness is a choice.”

Smallville. Each ep felt like 3 hrs, and not in the good way. Just to get to the end where Lex asks Clark a direct question, Clark lies to his face, and I hope to all the gods that THIS is the one where he just screams “FUCK YOU!” and stabs him in the eye with a shard of kryptonite.

All of this. It’s a comedy and it’s not funny and why am I here?

If I remember, someone (I wanna say Matt Hardy?) won the Light Heavyweight/Cruiserweight title at one point, and the whole gimmick was people questioning his weight and him avoiding scales, etc

In combat sports usually if a champ doesn’t make weight before the fight they either a) have to drop it or b) make a deal with the challenger that they get more of the purse to risk getting put in a coma by someone 15 pounds heavier than them, depending on the promotion

Oz. It may have been the original “we’ll give you more when we feel like it.” Gave up around the time they blew it up.

Also lost Haven at some point soon after they explained the barn, I think

Meeting up with people somewhere. Bonus points for getting there first.

User: “You spell ‘42’ with a ‘Q’ and a ‘^’, right?”

“Bro.” Started saying it ironically and accidentally rewired my brain.

I’d rather they just make a third game. Especially since they blocked the fan-made one when they hadn’t done anything with the IP for years.

Just when I thought I couldn’t love her more

+1 and you take a nap because it’s the only way to make it all go away for a while.

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so…they replaced the guy on watch, right?

Tell me, when he’s tellin’ lies.

True. Man, Middleton’s injuries depress me as much as Eric Gordon’s did. I don’t think we even saw the actual ceiling.