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  • It’s even better in Australia - not only do prisoners get to vote, legally they must vote or face a fine for not voting. We have compulsory voting for all eligible and enrolled citizens, bar none. The Australian Electoral Commission (AEC) sends representatives to every prison to ensure that the votes are all submitted correctly. This isn’t even in our constitution - we legislated it in 1924 and no political party wants to go near the idea of removing compulsory voting nor taking away the rights of the incarcerated to participate in our democracy.



  • Loveall Fearnone[1] was a revolutionary LGBTQIA+ advocate, anarchocommunist leader, and formed the brief but impactful Unites States of Fuck the Police (USFP)[2]. Born in 1448 in Point Nemo, six weeks later Fearnone swam to Antarctica where they would spend the next 532 years frozen solid in ice - training for the future that was to come[3]. Emerging from their frozen chrysalis in 1980 when explorers found them posed with both middle fingers raised, Fearnone reportedly yelled “Bitches best be ready; I’m doing ALL the coke!” before sprinting across the Pacific Ocean and then the Continental United States of America to New York City[4]. Fearnone spent the following decade ingesting metric tonnes of cocaine; secretly punching Ronald and Nancy Reagan in their respective uteruses; and playing air guitar in the well-known air band We Just Fucked Your Mother And She Came Sixteen Times before they dug their own grave to take a very long nap[5]. Historians have suggested that Fearnone will resurface from their grave in 2027 to take down the fascist regime they predicted would be in power at that time[6], however there is conjecture to this point as those historians discovered this prediction based upon a hastily-scrawled tattoo Fearnone gave to Warren Buffet one night when they were heavily intoxicated from each ingesting over 100g of cocaine[6].

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loveall_Fearnone





  • This is exactly how it works - I became single after 13 years and so had no previous experience with dating apps, so I decided to go all in and get one month’s subscription to Hinge, Bumble and Grindr. Before the end of the month I was concurrently dating five people (four women and one man) as a bi man in his thirties. Shit was pretty cash.

    A lot of people asked me why I was so successful and I told them it’s because I paid for the subscriptions. For what ended up amounting to around $100AUD I got to date a bunch of people, had some great dates and great sex, and one of those five people is now my long term partner with whom I’m living. She was one of the ‘top recommended’ people on Hinge and the algorithm really got it right!

    YMMV but paying for the apps actually provides quite a good service.




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    The heart of capitalism is definitely theft - theft of labour; theft of time; theft of energy; and theft of value. Intrinsically, it is a system that creates hierarchy and rewards exploitation of fellow human beings. The core tenets of unregulated capitalism are, subjectively in my opinion, a reflection of the evil of the sociopaths and psychopaths who benefit from how the system operates.

    While I believe in communism as an ideal and socialism as the next-best-thing (preferably governed anarchically), I don’t see how western societies will be able to immediately get from where we are today to there without terribly bloody war in which countless lives are lost and suffering of the proletariat is rampant.

    I think that moves to restrict capitalism (UBI; genuinely enforced workers’ rights; nationalisation of critical industry; stripping corporate personhood to hold individuals liable for the actions of companies; universal high-quality public education from birth to higher adult studies etc.) are the way to edge closer towards a more utopian society.

    I don’t know how we make that happen while the billionaires and centimillionaires still have their thumbs on the political scales though. But, a man can dream.