He’s getting better at distracting us from the Epstein Files.

Do they offer test drives? I’m not sure I’m ready to commit.

🤞 https://youtu.be/LhMMx4kMtIM

Tries to get European countries to join a “Peace Board” as he is threatening military action to invade and annex (at least part of) a European country.

Yankees

A spokesperson for Ford tells TMZ … "We had a great event today and we’re proud of how our employees represented Ford. We’ve seen the clip you’re referring to. One of our core values is respect and we don’t condone anyone saying anything inappropriate like that within our facilities. When that happens, we have a process to deal with it but we don’t get into specific personnel matters.

Sounds like Ford HR is going to have to discipline Trump for shouting obscenities and flipping the bird in the workplace…

Haha, damn…looks like JD swallowed George Wendt.

Some almost certainly are.

Who is the hierophant supposed to be?

Look at that! The henchmen found a way to create their very own (budget) Epstein Islands…

Aside from the fact he wears that suit about as well as a toddler posing for a holiday photo, he is LITERALLY wearing a lapel pin of HIMSELF. Jesusfuckingchrist.jpg

I think when you have just been “given” everything your entire life, the concept of “earning” something is incomprehensible.

It’d be such great fiction.

An aging, demented despot thinks he should undeservingly receive a “Peace Prize”—largely because his old-man racism can’t stand being upstaged by a black prize recipient who sassed him at a dinner once—and he campaigns aggressively for the prize.

He doesn’t live out the ideals of the prize so as to position himself to be a worthy candidate—he simply shouts at everyone that he is the singularly best person in the world to receive it.

When it goes to a person who lived out the ideals of peace, the despot quickly sends his cartoonishly overpowered military to her country, conquers it, and then the despot with his nigh-omnipotent forces pressures the principled woman into forfeiting the “peace” prize to him.

The aging despot finally gets his “Peace Prize” through force inspired by racism.

The world gave up a long time ago…

Jeeze, when I watched the video it never occurred to me that the murderer and all his accomplices were the victims.

Thanks, FOP, my eyes are opened! Could you please send me any boots you need licked?

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I’d choose the ICE Agent, but I see myself as the predator in that scenario.

Sounds like he has a lot of TDE…

I was incredibly confused by the headline, so I expected to see a “nottheonion” community, and then was extra confused until I saw the article’s domain.

It was quite the rollercoaster for 0.7 seconds…

I had to look up the UFC Whitehouse lawn thing.

It’s on the cluster-cuck’s god damned birthday.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFC_White_House

I will compliment the article’s author for using direct quotes from Trump.

Too often, the press tend to clean up his grammar so it makes sense and doesn’t seem so offensive to the literate.

Direct quotes like “watch his ass” and “got bum-rushed right so fast that he didn’t get into that” help convey not only Trump’s sentiment, but how god-awful ignorant the fuckwit is.