This may be a bit crass, but dayumm girl

The Metamorphosis is legit. Yeah, over-hyped, but don’t let that detract from it being really good.

You mean the shroud of Turin?!

Fuckin /s because this is the internet.

Literally just use Firefox for Android with uBlock. People act like this is difficult.

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Yeah, like the US needs help inflaming racial and ethnic tensions. It’s literally been the goal for 4+ decades.

I much prefer Matthew 10:23.

Sounds like someone doesn’t know their own Messiah. “I didn’t come to bring peace, but a sword.”

2 lb steak lips

Hear me out: I played with an orc fighter who was convinced he was a mage, and tried to convince the rest of the party of the same thing. He carried a cast iron pan as his weapon, and his spells were “pan toss” and “pan smack”. There were a lot of laughs when NPC’s would be like “you’re clearly a fighter, you’re wearing plate armor” and he’d say it was his spell casting focus.

I don’t know about that guy, but I do. Great American passtime my hairy ass.

At least there’s no more genocide. Right? Right??

Be even better if he didn’t destroy homeless camps and hate trans people.

Be even better if he didn’t destroy homeless camps and hate trans people.

This post only requires one response, to wit:

“GOOD.”

TIL I might actually have ADHD then.

Too true, mate.

Do I… Do I have ADHD?

I’m afraid to ask, but my curiosity overwhelms my fear. Why do you have a trackball mouse? It’s 2025, there are far better options.

it’s over, nobody listens to techno