Stop complaining, just use a different mobile OS.

… oh, shit!

Idk then. Maybe they hoped he woulnd’t actually do it.

They need more time to come up with excuses to not condemn it

Check out luanti

https://lukebechtel.com/blog/there-are-n-plus-1-hard-things-in-computer-science

Who needs more than 640k anyway?

Great. Now do it with phones too. I don’t want to turn the screen on and look where the media controls are just to skip songs

If they back down on the hype even a little, the whole house of cards collapses. That’s why they keep going. Line must go up and all that

Oh no! Anyway…

Sorry for being blunt, but here goes: the problem is with people like your dad and your uncle, who want someone to blame for… whatever they don’t like about the country

Like when windows 8 came out? Or windows vista? Or windows me?

Stop spying on us!

Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.

After Chuck Norris visited them, the Virgin Islands are known as just Islands.

“If you tell me the truth, I won’t get mad”

Not my idea, but here goes: the rapist formerly known as prince

A polaroid camera so they can steal each other’s soul

Keep you imaginary sky daddy out of here, thank you

The raises will continue until sales improve

Make it eight. At least

So, we’re at the “good times create weak men” stage