Exactly. It started off as a walking dead clone and then…zweed

That’s awesome!

Znation. And it was glorious

Am I a man dreaming I’m a butterfly?

Z nation! God I love that show. Captures the b movie vibes so perfectly

They lost him. There’s so many people in that prison and you know the prison dgaf about identifying and tracking their prisoners.

We tried not to, I promise you. Our voting system is …problematical, at best

Hey! That’s a great question. If you were to ask me about a sign I wasn’t an AI I would say things like: I remember having a childhood {Insert relatable childhood things} I remember when {parents} did things that frustrated me but then I learned they were looking out for me! I had {insert difficult experience I overcame but still haunts me} and it tought me {uplifting message}, but most importantly I am not an AI because I love {barely disguised corporate product placement}. What was your childhood like?

We’re meant to be alone.

Even godthrilla figured it out? This is just embarrassing

Is this the bad place?

Counterpoint: your consciousness is transferred anywhere in the world ever. How do you escape your cultural programming, and what does it mean to be free?

I mean, the universe is just an experiment in experience. Even with the bullshit, it’s better to have been than to never have been

Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. The story has already been told. It’s just not funny this time

I already have it, but I like the way you’re trying to be a positive force. Thank you for being generous, you’re awesome. I hope that you have every experience that makes you happy

Why are these guilty pleasures? I unironically LOVE all the movies I recognize and can’t wait to check out the one I don’t recognize. These movies are fucking tits. Fight me.

Edit: except for the guy that said the 2016 version of Ghostbusters. No. Just no.

Front stoop of my house! Many a cigarette been smoked and many a quandary has been pondered

Super weird! I am NOT the kind of person to get hit on, average on a good day. But thank you!

The Miss “my state” came to sing the national anthem for a big sports event at my job. I took care of the sound for her and we chatted a little bit. She was constantly barraged by guys coming up and wanting a picture with her, so we didn’t get to have too much of a conversation. She sang the anthem, and was moving on to her next engagement and I said glad to meet you and was about to go back to the rest of my job. She stopped me and said " but we didn’t get a picture together!" I told her it was ok, I understand that it’s part of her job. She insisted and handed HER phone to someone walking by and insisted they take a picture of us. After they returned her phone she looked me in the eye and asked for my phone number so she could send it to me. I have a wonderful girlfriend and I would never cheat on her, but miss “my state” asked ME for my number, and I have been walking on air ever since.

The most important thing I ever realized, if I want to compliment a woman, you never compliment her on her features, you compliment her on her choices. “Hey you look cute” is automatically going to put her hackles up. “Hey, I really like your dress” is a neutral statement you can make that doesn’t make you a danger. Which is what most women view men as after a lifetime of being treated as prey.

Source: three daughters