Thanks. I truly didn’t know. I recognized Regis and Kathy but that was it.

Is that Count Floyd or the My Pillow guy?

If Harris had won (and I’m not convinced she didn’t) the RepubliKKKans would have continued to successfully bang their same old tired drum to the beats of their biggest hits - racism, xenophobia, homophobia, trans phobia, misogyny, fear in general, scary woke nonsense, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, and the carrot on a stick forever promising to make things better for the middle class while actually trying to eliminate them. It’s painful af to live through but they have to self-destruct. And it’s happening. Now.

Im so high i was like, who were the 67th and 69th presidents?

Yes but with bigly Ks - RepubliKKKlan

Said the man with a giant phallus in his mouth

Have y’all seen Pink Flamingos? Kim Davis looks like Divine’s character, Babs Johnson, if she became a sister-wife

This is totally me here in upstate NY. We had our first snow of the season today and I’m wearing cargo shorts. I also have to fight off the white boy overbite when dancing

Question: What’s the difference between a straight guy and a gay guy? Answer: A six pack

People couldn’t use their MagSafe iPhone accessories and society would crumble within days (You can’t tell me I don’t know what Vietnam was like!!)

Smoked throughout my 20s in the 1990s. Was off-and-on throughout my 30s in the 2000s. By the time I reached my 40s in the 2010s I was just over it. That said, I have picked it up two or three times since then (I’m 56 now) but put it down after one to three months. Always pick it back up during times of great depression and financial hardship - the worst time to smoke ironically. My husband is similar but gets hooked much more often and much more severely. Smokes for a month or two and then transitions to vaping for three to six months, lowering the nicotine until he’s eventually vaping no nicotine. Goes a couple of years and then rinse and repeat.

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I would like to know which scratch off lottery tickets are winners and for how much. If I had that power I could either go buy a couple of multi-million dollar winners and live a life of leisure or I could just perpetually pick up hundred dollar winners that are cashed out in the store and essentially go off the grid.