Final Remix

Electrogonnorhea: the noisy killer

Good joke, this.

The only prereq for SS now is that you can stand to be locked in an airtight vehicle for extended periods with the human rotbag. Even his “wife” can’t stand to be in the same car as him.

Honestly, it would solve a lot of problems.

A former buddy of mine joined local LE some years back. They tormented and hazed the hell outta him until he was forced to move to another precinct.
And then it happened again.
Nowadays, he toes the line and has a LOT of really worrying opinions on a lot of things, but he has the respect of his coworkers now.

I just discovered Fabric.com is no more… and it’s been dead for 3 years. I’m super out of the loop.

Addressing the presenting problem?

Pshaw

I need to learn to sew…

No one’s going to make them. The entire regime is shit from top to bottom.

Mine fucking resets every few months… it just decides I need to re-up the “I understand I’ll go deaf” notification while I’m in the middle of a drive.

Rubberneck Han isn’t real. Rubberneck Han can’t hurt you.

If you give them money, they pinkyswear not to scrape the data you upload to them, though.

Either way, I’ll have more time to play Warframe and Satisfactory.

You’re looking for “than”, not “then”.

Sweeney loves him some CSAM, too.

I thought it was a third person shooter with bafflingly shitty gunplay…I.guess things have changed since it came out.

Well at least that problem fixed itself.

Also, you call the driver a bitch after magdumping into her face, then block EMTs from getting to her afterward.

Susan Collins is very concerned.

Jonathan Ross, apparently.

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